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Okay, so I went back to the Treehouse. To find out what the hell was happening with Iron Liz. Because I am curious like that. I found this. And I am so fucking mad right now, and this is my attempt to get it all out of my system.

Triggers for EVERYTHING. I'm not kidding.

"Sure," Lupa thought, "we slept together, but I'm not gonna check her out."
Really? This is Lupa we're talking about.

Jesu Otaku's lips had touched that mouth, and just thinking about it probably made Marzgurl crazy with desire.
This story is from Marz's perspective, right? She's probably going to know her own level of desire. My current rating on Chris Evans, for example, is 10. As in WHY ARE YOU NOT IN MY BED NOW ALL OF MY CREYS.

Slipping a three wet fingers into her clit
into her clit
into her clit
I can't even, I am just about spasming in imagined pain here.

after cleaning her juices off with her mouth
Because we all do that, right fellow female bodied individuals?

"Got that outta my system." Marzgurl blithely stated to herself, speaking in a hushed whisper as she began to towel off.





Marzgurl stood in nothing but a towel tied above her breasts... Lupa stammered, not expecting to see her roommate half-naked in front of her.
Did they not just wake up from a night of shagging? And half naked is wandering around in a pair of undies, not pretty much covered up with a towel.

Like baiting a hook to see if Lupa's bi-curious fish would bite.
O_o
No. Shush.

"I thought I would've turned her with that Jesu thing." Marzgurl's thoughts wandered. "Guess not."
BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN CATCH THE GAY. AND THEN YOU START LIKING MUSICALS OR WEARING FLANNEL. DEPENDING ON THE MANNER IN WHICH THE GAY IS CAUGHT.
Like so:




"Its just not fair, Nella!" shrieked The Nostalgia Chick.

Another shriek. Another sob. Another outburst in what had been months of them.

"I know sweetie." Nella sat next to The Chick holding an arm draped around her.


The fu-? Sweetie? Characterisation. LEARN IT.

"...Todd wasn't acting in a strong enough mental state to be qualified as criminal. He had such a hard time separating his fantasies- his story lines and narratives in his videos- from reality that he actually believed he was "in character" the whole time. "
So is Lindsay crying or Chick? If it's Lindsay then I can understand the Nella!love, but if not... I'm getting more lost by the second.

"I never thought I'd meet another guy after the abortion.
Go. Die. In. A. Fire. I'm fucking serious. You're a horrible human being for including this. I am nearly in tears of anger here.

I actually had to walk away from my laptop at this point and wash my face and make a coffee. Fuck, what sort of a person would think this appropriate? At what point does someone's real life, I want to say issues, but that's not the right word, but you all know what I mean, which are NOT part of Chick's characterisation for the record, become fodder for your shitty fic?


Moving on.

crossover review of a Cynthia Rothrock movie compared and contrasted with a female-focused anime.
What precisely is "female-focused anime"? Is it one that focuses on what society deems we need to be female (as in BOOBIES!) or what?

Moments later her phone buzzed in her hip pocket, on vibrate it was almost enough to send her over the edge.
I need this phone in my life. Yesterday.

Maybe Liz..."

"Shhh..." Lupa hushed her friend, "they're not allowed to write about her anymore."

(Somewhere in Canada Phelous, unaware of what's going on, grumbles; "That's just too meta...")





Another night another episode. Nash sighed heavily as his co-host signed off. "Radio Dead Air", which had started off so fun, was becoming more and more of a weekly chore. An innocent victim, that's what Nash Bozard considered himself. He wasn't a player in Marzgurl's twisted game. No, he was an observer, watching every fucked up event and attempted murder from afar. Sure he felt sorry for Lupa. But that's where it ended. Marzgurl was a cunt. A relationship destroying, lesbian cunt.
So a nice piece of homophobic, OOC slut-shaming to finish with.

jack_frosty, I hope I never run across you in a situation where I am able to to "speak" to you in person because if I do I will bring down the full force of my anger upon you. I hold grudges. I'm a vindictive bitch. And you just happened to to hit all of my buttons in precisely the wrong way.
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